Frank Zappa

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
The 1900 Olympics featured a live pigeon shooting event. The winner bagged 21 pigeons.
Subscribe to RSS - Frank Zappa