Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Modern music is a sick puppy.
Remember there's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
John Cleese’s father’s surname was Cheese. Cleese grew up 10miles from Cheddar and his best friend at school was called Barney Butter.