...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.
The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.
She was already learning that if you ignore the rules people will, half the time, quietly rewrite them so that they don't apply to you.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember.
Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for the day, set fire on him and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
John Cleese’s father’s surname was Cheese. Cleese grew up 10miles from Cheddar and his best friend at school was called Barney Butter.