aureli.us - W. C. Fields

Ben — Sun, 19 Oct 2014 11:14:09 +0000

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

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Ben — Sun, 19 Oct 2014 11:13:40 +0000

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

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Ben — Sun, 19 Oct 2014 11:13:25 +0000

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.

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Ben — Sun, 19 Oct 2014 11:12:41 +0000

I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted.

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Ben — Sun, 19 Oct 2014 11:12:13 +0000

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

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